"Trust the Universe" Black Graphic Tee | Spiritual, Anti-Narrative, Old School Skater Vibe

Are you tired of the mainstream echo chamber? Does the news sound like a bad psychedelic trip? Then it’s time to tune out the static and tune into the cosmos with the "DON'T TRUST THE NARRATIVE TRUST THE UNIVERSE" tee!

This shirt is for the spiritual rebel who knows that the real wisdom isn't on the nightly news—it's written in the stars, man. On a comfortable black tee with bold white writing, this design is a high-contrast hit of hippy inspiration mixed with a healthy dose of anti-government way of life.

Why You Need This Universal Truth-Teller:

• 🧘 Cosmic Messaging: Blends deep spiritual apparel with a skeptical, non-compliant attitude. We trust the energy; we question the agenda.

• 🛹 Aesthetic Goal: This is essential old school skater gear. It’s simple, classic, and looks killer whether you’re finding your zen or hitting the pavement.

• 😂 The Trippy Threads Voice: We keep it funny and silly. Skepticism is serious, but your style should be fun. This tee is guaranteed to spark some interesting—and playful—conversations.

• 🚻 Fits All Seekers: Designed for men and women who prefer their truth filtered through intuition, not media soundbites.

If you’re ready to ditch the script and embrace the infinite, this is your uniform. Add it to your cart, because the Universe told you to! 😉

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!