The 'Drill Sergeant's Day Off' Skate Star Tee

Order, Order! Who Said Order?

When you look at the establishment, you see a rigid military star. When we look at it, we see a perfectly flat surface to ollie over.

This tee takes that stern, five-pointed symbol of authority and replaces its serious center with pure mischief: a simple, rebellious doodle of a skateboard and a hilariously wobbly smiley face. It's our way of saying: "Yeah, the system is scary, but have you tried skateboarding instead?"

It’s the ultimate gear for anyone who’d rather ditch the rules and chase that sunset skate session. The distress in the star shows you've been fighting the good fight (or maybe you just fell off your board).

• The Message: Authority is boring. Skating is fun.

• The Vibe: Old-school skater meets spiritual peace-out.

• The Graphic: A worn military star, defaced by a tiny, happy, anti-government artist.

• Fit: Standard men's fit, perfect for layering or wearing loose on a sunny day.

Stop saluting, start shredding. Grab this tee and watch the system try to keep up!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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