Orbital Abode T-Shirt

Welcome Home, Space Cadet.

Tired of the noise? Over the grid? This isn't just a house; it's a statement. The Orbital Abode design represents that sweet spot where enlightenment meets cosmic architecture. It’s the ultimate off-grid property—so far off-grid, it has its own rings and is constantly cruising through the nebula.

For anyone who feels like they don't quite fit in this dimension, this shirt is proof you've already filed your real estate claims in the next one. It’s for the wanderers, the thinkers, and the ones who decided that if you can’t beat the system, you should probably just move planets.

Throw on this classic fit tee, grab your board, and cruise right past the system. Just good vibes and high planetary rings. (No permits required, but bringing snacks is highly recommended.)

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.